asswipe, n. slang (orig. U.S.).
Brit. /ˈaswʌɪp/, /ˈɑːswʌɪp/, U.S. /ˈæsˌwaɪp/
[‹ ass n.2 + wipe v. Compare wipe n. 4.]
1. derogatory. A foolish or contemptible person.
| 1953 S. Bellow Adventures Augie March ix. 173 You little asswipe hoodlum! 1989 New Musical Express 25 Feb. 27 The latter bunch of asswipes wrote many articles about how crap Big Country were. 1990 Egg Aug. 46/4 You wish you could..keep a paint gun in your car for fellow drivers. Splat! ‘Take that, asswipe!’ 2006 Irish Times (Nexis) 17 Feb. 16 Look, you asswipe. I've had a number of four-star reviews in my time. I have come this close to being in a film with Kevin Spacey. |
2. Toilet paper.
| 1958 T. Berger Crazy in Berlin iv. 60 Course I coulda let him take this stuff for ass-wipe. 1981 Maledicta 5 135 To be caught without proper asswipe is distressing indeed. 1986 Paragraph Oct. 52 A list of preferred asswipes. 2002C. Doctorow in Mammoth Bk. of Tales from Road (2003) 148 There was a spider-infested outhouse with..torn magazine pages for asswipe. |