there we go we leveled up to level four I think we can actually make our room look decent now five thousand via yeah yeah whoo that actually looks decent it doesn't look complete [ __ ] hey what's going on guys my name is body 140 and welcome to the episode number three of PewDiePie stupid simulator where I pretend to be a youtuber and I'm trying to grow a virtual YouTube channel because I don't have one oh it's daily reward number three which is two books that's actually pretty cool yeah yeah oh I stream for 60 minutes and gain the thousand views that's what the streaming does by the way I've been playing a little bit of these videos and I know some stuff about this game now alright so as you can see I'm level 3 now I think I finished the last episode level 3 I'm not sure if I leveled up off camera or not but I've been keeping my brains so I can level in the video but basically I've been doing some videos so let's start off by doing a quick video okay so wait let me just show you this first I did watch some ads [ __ ] you PewDiePie and your ad revenue but I watched so much and that is published to animal videos that's the quest I got so I did one oh [ __ ] sponsor ego again give me the box give me the box okay 75 views that's not bad but anyway so there is a quest that I need to do for 400 views and 25 subscribers which is to publish to animal via so I'm gonna do that right now because I saw there was an animal I can on top its licking the right thought okay okay and what should we name it I don't know a cat video I'm still not sure if the [ __ ] titles of the widgetts matter or if you do it just for the memes but anyway so when I play today I actually notice that if you do boost two times which is this thing and you gotta watch it out so we're gonna watch [ __ ] add oh man what the [ __ ] is this okay yeah well come on cause it like press the X button come on okay there we go so now we got a boost and it's for a call [ __ ] sponsor ego again it's for a call hour and you see the views go up really fast well it goes twice as fast the first boost you get is three times so I did the one for three times and it was actually really fast and I think we completely missed possibly go because of the [ __ ] so while your way I did buy a [ __ ] bottle because I have a quest for trending items as you can see over here it's purchased five trendy items and we still don't know what are the threads I think they pop up once you've done a video so I got the bottle it was trendy for the quest I also got for my cut I got a mousetrap I don't know what's the logic of having the cap and the mousetrap but it was [ __ ] Trant ago that the cat's little [ __ ] cute but yeah anyway so I always like I think on level 4 we unlock a thing that actually makes our room look decent hey sponsor ego nice so Oh getting the fast but I think a level oh [ __ ] if in circles okay I got a little part out [ __ ] a level four I think we get like good walls so we can actually make our room look like a normal room I also wanted to quickly say thanks for all the likes and views on these videos I'm really happy that people are supporting this series because this game is [ __ ] amazing and I enjoyed playing it so it's really nice to know that people enjoy it as well so I can basically keep doing it but yeah so streaming you get the streaming views when you just afk of the app so I guess I'll just upgrade this some more okay let's also see what our trends did we get trends all right the trend is science okay I hate [ __ ] science and guess what we don't have anything okay we don't have any of the videos for trends let's just get this first there we go quest not available what you're not I might like I'm tempted towards the [ __ ] ads it six that it sort of villain I gotta like cut them out and [ __ ] but it just gives you so much because like look that's you get double the fun so help too far tutorial and I'm not even going to rename that this is good as it is okay so science is trending so let's just [ __ ] get a [ __ ] science item at this point alright there we go I already bought the cabinets all we have the painting that's actually cool so let's buy this what should I put it this seems good alright that's 11 minutes holy [ __ ] alright so basically if you buy the boost for this which we're gonna do I'm gonna watch the [ __ ] on and skip it but basically if you buy the boss the boss is for a whole hour so that's great wanna feed Edgar extra party foods and whatnot to boost your shipping I guess so oh my god it's the same odd I don't want to watch it's over [ __ ] yes okay remove it stop stop stop hide it there we go see now the shipping is like [ __ ] faster for 11 hours I thought it was just for an hour I hadn't tried that one holy [ __ ] so my shipping is fast for 11 hours yes it's a great time to be alive and do [ __ ] videos alright let's claim this real quick there we go alright so second trend is lifestyle that's kind of cool ok bar mitzva makeup tutorial [ __ ] yes like some people ask me why I don't rename the videos and I mean renaming the videos pretty Mimi and it's nice but it's kinda hard for me to think of [ __ ] names so some of the default ones are nice like Bar Mitzvah tutorial I don't think I can do better than that I mean purifies delete well alright so let's keep upgrading our brains I was thinking one of these things so I kinda like the lifestyle so I was thinking of oh [ __ ] I was thinking of actually upgrading the lifestyle stuff so I was thinking of like let's say go to lifestyle and spend okay let me just zoom it in go to lifestyle and spend two brains on it and this way you get 50% more views just for the bonus like the second one does it for a hundred so it's actually kinda it seems like it's good to upgrade it because 50% more that's that's a what that's [ __ ] half of it alright so this gonna takes seven minutes so let's just play Pogo and I did figure out a little bit on how to play this it's kinda you drop the Pug I mean I still sick of it but basically the ball of this little bubbles you get I think you're shipping goes faster by percentage or something like that Oh double so basically it's for like - 30 seconds on the shipping but you pay with views and that's that's exactly the reason why I boost the [ __ ] videos because that way you get more views and you can actually spend more views so yes that that's a nice tip right there alright so I kind of want to extend my room I also need to customize my character also if somebody wants to send me presents not volume 40 and I could look at some other people's room see [ __ ] but currently the servers are offline PewDiePie an author mine's the guy that are making this game they tweeted it out or almost possibly go here yeah they treated it out and they treated all [ __ ] the server set down because apparently a lot of people enjoy the game and so yeah the servers are [ __ ] down so I can't add just friends or whatever also it's like limited currently oh I wanted the four bugs though four books would have been [ __ ] dope god dammit man alright so bar mitzva makeup tutorial let's claim that there we go we get okay so the third one is [ __ ] beauty videos huh I mean I don't know okay so we have two trades my favorites sport sitting on the couch that's actually pretty good smoke bomb do-it-yourself for back-to-school God David this is card like they're both really good they're both really good titles and let's just pick one like this this did not matter much or let's see what's our quest we need to watch an ad for a quest so I'm going to that [ __ ] this video is just me watching at man okay fine fine PewDiePie you win nice publish to beauty videos that's nice because beauty is actually trending right now right is this beauty yeah nice so I picked the wrong one I picked the wrong one without knowing that I picked the wrong one that kinda sucks alright we need to level up one time we got a visit five rooms I cannot do visit five rooms because the servers are down and I got a level up one time so I think we're gonna be able to live off this episode I think as soon as we get the painting I think we would level up finish for one buck no no let's play some Pogo like at this point I found a bunch of views so I don't actually need that much views at this point I think which means that I can just reduce my [ __ ] shipping time a bunch of times I did play this in the bathroom which is that's [ __ ] I probably should have said that I also want to like customize my character because there is somebody that managed to make their character look like my profile on YouTube so that's actually like really cool let's see what I can do with it wait how do i [ __ ] do i customize this oh man give me nice nice nice 25 use No that's 25 subs okay 25 subs is good that's pretty good all right so I guess click on that and on that super customization okay so I think that is some free things so I could get three glasses even though I need the ones that cost 50 bucks and that's a word that sucks I'm gonna save up for the glasses once I extend my room a little bit okay let's get these oh [ __ ] man that's gonna be [ __ ] bad alright what else can we get I never went through the customization I don't even know ok these are just 5 though huh that's Oh Mike how much is the rule right there was a duck okay give me sponsor ego there we go all right so you're supposed to like get a lot of things alright let's see yeah I think the skin tone is good huh you can be a zombie that's kind of neat actually alright skin care can I just browse everything wait did we actually get the delivery not 30 more seconds whoo let's publish me we need Beauty videos okay I don't we don't have any Beauty videos god dammit but here violence treats okay this is bad so wait okay let's let's think of a clever one it's music and house and home life stuff [ __ ] man I can't do it the riccati I can't do it we're making a video called I can't do it that's pretty cool oh there we go you got the shipment alright let's go back to room oh [ __ ] it's so close to leveling up but you still get five brains which is nice alright let's see oh [ __ ] this game like prevents me from doing [ __ ] the sponsor ego is just all the [ __ ] time alright which I mean it's not a problem I like it let's just upgrade the obvious the total views because if you need the views boost to get the mastering which is basically to do longer videos and you get like more stuff so you need to do that then special effects what is that videos are longer to longer to make but generate more views okay then that's pretty much the same I mean there is a long wait till 25k sub oh yeah we got the quest for leveling up there you go let's claim it nice I'm almost to K subs on this thing that's actually cool so we should buy another item because I have so much money in the game like so much views and you buy the stuff we review so I mean what's trending though all right let's see we have purchase five trendy items so trending is currently science lifestyle and beauty okay wait let me get the sponsor ego again alright so we gotta buy something that's like [ __ ] science what is what is it oh let's try with lifestyle actually oh that's a pillow okay let's get the people that's actually kind of cool I also want to get three [ __ ] rugs because I only have one and it looks a bit weird alright that's got to be [ __ ] ten minutes oh man well it went to eight minutes and I think that's because I have it I can't do it we did it alright is there a beauty video she no Beauty videos okay how to fire tutorial part 2 I think part 1 did well so I'm gonna get that part 2 all right so we got a publish to beauty videos and I mean that question about level upon times get on your quest whatever right there you go let's let's just Pogo for a little bit I like I wish I can actually learn how to hit the little balls in the bottom oh come on that's [ __ ] I hate this game but I don't know like I wish I could like learn where when exactly to click it so it can actually get it but I mean that sucks like I don't think it's possible actually I mean it's purified that is probably our ingenue nice that's for [ __ ] bucks for free that's nice wait so 100 bucks is just a dollar holy [ __ ] I might end up buying some which kinda sucks I just need to be the best youtuber man I'll do whatever it takes alright so this takes just seven more minutes to deliver we're making our video generating views like crazy because of the boost which is actually really cool I wish I could go to other people's things also a friend of mine sent me a present but I'm not even sure if I got it because their server students still seem to have like issues and [ __ ] which kinda sucks alright so what are we supposed to do now I just play more pogo that's all we can do while waiting for this thing to finish that's nice I'm afraid that at some point it will become way too much time which is like crazy because like what the [ __ ] all right there we go you play 25 Pogo games oh thanks game nice achievement come on get the views come on oh nice we got some getting some more goddamnit I think if you get the three times it just reduces it like even faster so you get like even faster shipping so I guess we need to play some more that's the only thing I can do in the meantime I really want to level up in this episode and maybe change the walls or something I also need to customize my youtuber I keep forgetting that I mean all the all nights three times so how much fifty five seconds that was actually a good a good round okay let's see what we can buy for our youtuber actually what was it there we go ice what can you do with ice nothing much okay let's get this like I need to check on Twitter and see how they made it because I mean I have no idea what I'm supposed to like actually buy they have the suit with a tie which is basically like oh I didn't think I didn't even see sponsor ego I just clicked on it o our videos done nice come on give me why is there no beauty video for 33 oh I already made that I already made flutter this video I don't know how many names they have alright so we have seven of these I should have probably upgraded once per each like at least one time each of the categories like lifestyle beauty and [ __ ] like that there we go so I mean now we get more views [ __ ] I forgot I think it was science yeah it was science for sure yeah because I hate science I said that in the beginning I mean I really hate science it's just like boring it sounds boring alright let's expand our room as well because I mean I already expanded it from one side and it just looks weird do not expand it from the other side and let's see how much is the suit okay it was a suit with a tie all goddamnit there is gonna take so much time to I can actually make my character look like myself I I think it had the 1 451 in the bottom right like this one hmm you can even do [ __ ] select color Wow yeah I wish I had a hundred ten fifty that's probably you gotta watch like twenty fourteen thousand adds so basically I would need 200 bucks to make myself in a [ __ ] mobile game that's a [ __ ] all right can I make it look cooler oh wait yeah wait there is some free faces I guess okay I'll pick this one this one oh you can change the clear color now we look [ __ ] nerdy as [ __ ] god damn it but I mean it's good it's good I think it's okay I just keeps distracted two bucks nice nice that's good that's good I was gonna complain how it keeps distracting me but I mean that's good I'm trying to figure out which one exactly they had use holy [ __ ] one of the more expensive ones actually look like the bunny see that's cool if you have one with the beanie the last one that's cool some Bob Marley damn you can even be a dick how much is the most well taking the ten fifty to be a [ __ ] PewDiePie and I mean three dollars that's not too much that's not too much if you do like three dollars to become [ __ ] PewDiePie yeah I think I might end up getting one of the ones that cost like five or ten but I'm not sure yet because I mean I don't know it's a lot of money to spend right now right let's see for the shirt let's see if we can ok sponsor ego got some views let's see if we can actually get something that's cool for like a shirt or something then there is cuts as well I don't know I don't remember if I check the cuts oh yeah you we can't get the shirt I did look through this let's see about the cuts nope that's the head okay nevermind oh you can change the chair as well yeah holy [ __ ] these are expensive as [ __ ] how are you supposed to get like there I guess over time when you complete the quest you'll get it also our shipment arrived that's nice we got a people there we go we leveled up to level four I think we can actually make our room look this and now three bucks and twenty brains that's cool twenty [ __ ] brains would you like to rate it no no leave me alone okay I mean the game is cool it's just I'm too lazy to [ __ ] rate it all right let's upgrade the views and gets possibly go look under it a few 250 views from this that's [ __ ] crazy oh there we go get the reward so new quest I'll get in 22 hours I'll get two quests in 22 hours that's actually cool we need to publish to beauty videos is there a beauty video yes there is how to look like a pop star [ __ ] Miley Cyrus come on I fat finger that letter like twice [ __ ] Miley Cyrus tutorial there you go we get a beauty video girl oh yeah now we get the looks it should be called Walsh or something woah that's nice that's nice the dieters become cooler and cooler that's [ __ ] bunny like some of these items just become cooler and cooler oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sponsor League oh nice we got 35 years all right a crate Wow and that's under lifestyle like what the [ __ ] there is a poop like we are not gonna buy the [ __ ] I don't care how many trendy items I need poo there is a new rug even though I think the first one was better or what's this oh yeah there we go we unlocked two two of the wall types I think oh yeah well [ __ ] okay well alright whatever there we go we love this tool so let's get these 5000 via yeah yeah whoo that actually looks decent now holy [ __ ] it doesn't look complete [ __ ] that's nice alright let's get them ten more brains in this so this the last one takes fifteen brains alright what else can we do I think we're supposed to order an item and I think I'll call it a day once we order some other item and wait let's see if we unlocked everything yes we did possibly go interrupting me as always alright let's see we should pick something and order it all so I'm supposed to order to buy a trendy item one more trendy item so I guess Butte II okay I'll probably do a lifestyle okay what is twist what is it let's do lifestyle all right I got the pill well the crate I mean the crates not the greatest but I mean it's lifestyle so yah whoa I wonder how we can change our desk it's probably into one of the menus I already looked through this episode actually all right there we go let's get this nice shipping I like how this do shipping sensory liquor oh yeah there we go here is desks oh no that's a [ __ ] table sheet no sponsor will come back it's fine because it always come backs right okay yes it does come back nice they should make it so it doesn't come back that would be actually [ __ ] stupid oh it's only with books dude the one with the cat looks cool actually all of them look cool of the non free ones I just don't want to get the one for 10 bucks I want the one for 50 but I don't have 50 bucks I guess it's time to farm oh we got 700 views and fortifies on the Miley Cyrus story which is cool all right top ten songs for TV dinners don't tell Marty please yeah it's a beauty we need another one right yes to beauty videos okay so we're gonna do the don't tell Marty please there you go that's like beauty pies every [ __ ] video is don't tell Marty please all right so that's gonna take 70 minutes let's play a few games of poker and then I'll cover the day because this video is already pretty long all right all the poker game now cos 360 [ __ ] views everything multiplies it's kind of weird but I mean I understand why because like they want you to play it for more for a longer time god damn it - 26 % that's like so little I think I'll just legit just afk my phone and then once I get the things like once I get it shipped I'll play again probably we all said like it's 15 minutes and although we just reduced it with two minutes but I mean that's fine also to take a lot of time to do level five holy [ __ ] alright so I'm gonna I'm gonna go stream then out of ten I'm gonna let it stream so let's just get some more streaming all right so what are we doing streaming game views 50% okay that's nice stream longer it seems to be a nice upgrade you need to open up every 60 minutes in order to get the views from streaming but I guess that's gonna be it for this episode if you enjoyed it make sure to hit the like button come sponsor your comeback thank you 220 vs that's pretty cool but anyways guys I hope you enjoyed it if you did make sure to hit the like button and I'll see you next time also if you've missed episode 1 or 2 and want to see how I got to actually having something semi-decent and 2005 almost 2000 subscribers on this game make sure to go and check it out and yeah that's pretty much it I'll see you later good bye