burg and now it's time for how to be a pirate coming from dead scores Pub bill some call me my real name self and then you gotta teach a hall to be a pilot today on the special DVD episode we're gonna be talking about hats now a lot of beginners always ask what kind of had to find me as a pirate well something that you may not know is that there's actually a cool dance in fact many pirates collect hats from the series of people that they slaughtered in the past missing is there a cure for what's wrong with you dog take that house off your sister a very intelligent either 1+2 way she can't even spell like you now I know what a lot of your thinking laughable bill do you collect a lot of hats and every one of them has a story about a person isolate for example high gathered this one after slaughtering the crew of the SS birthday cake what kind ridiculous name is that they claim up they were there for some kids birthday party but they into the bully mom if it was a birthday party where all the children crying he's in the night mr. Bruhl I'll pay for your funeral if you just dog said something intelligent there I mean that he's an idiot man so stupid he thought that Indian girl was making fun M night Shyamalan by that I got more hats to show ya less holocaust after slaughtering a mariachi band in France I never knew Mexicans were French I'm sure they have a story but I didn't wanna tell it I read by Monsieur Kaka this after slaughtering the prison they mr. penny bites only present I've ever seen to fight with a thimble next one I got from an especially strange pirate he had a great white beard and kept sayin yo ho ho except he can't confuse him the first yield for hallways quite nuts he kept saying he was working for this army of salvation some army olia was a bell that doesn't make a very hungry welcome against the sword means I killed them if anyone's on about this crazy connection between him and baby Jesus all the crazy is that night mister dear circus is down the street had an asset closely freeloader Mansell easy uses a wheelchair on an escalator that's what I got left are slaughtering an army of the so called anime nerds I wouldn't mind except the guy was wearing this this one night cap after spending the night with the Cowboys of Brokeback Mountain let's never talk about again this one I gather the college dorm pretty drunk don't remember this was from a transvestite yes some bum off the street yet don't want at all and that's much there are some hats collection it is mighty Apple do say so myself isn't it like mr. far I'm tired can you just install yourself for me yes then the belly of a cannibal yeah Jacques that's entirely on the level either that's a crazy it's a food was a [ __ ] me but in reality they look for I even enjoy if I say that blood the bear Joe is so cool but he creative Antarctic they see the littles blood the bear job who blessed you have no with the ability to get ladies it was Bob your Joe who first laid Dracula that maybe allowed them to resurrect himself just so others do the same who let the beer Joel once got in a fight with Edward from Twilight and now his body is being sold in every jewelry store on the Wow they say that dr. Frankenstein once tried to build another bloody beer Joe himself but all he turned out creating what the coverage her name she is no cap they say that when Mighty Thor was building his hammer that he used blood their jaw sword as a reference they see that's when bored the beer Joel wants to fight up a handicap he puts on two IEP because of one I would still be unfair blood the beer Joel's pisses soulmate it I'm drinking it right - no I'm sure they see that the blood the beer Joel wanna get out of hell free card but by putting poker with God they say that would be a joke and oh one more watch five he was bar blood the beer Joe saw somebody's parents destroyed two hundred men simply by sneeze what was the parents name I don't know strange thing to ask so let's all raise a glass double up the bear job he may not be God holy yes yes gentlemen that sign for Hull to be a pilot see us this war is how to be a pirate the greatest show that ever er