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Please explain how to repot a cactus billy anderson style

hey what's up i'm going to repot this cactus i just watched all the shitty videos online it was really boring and really nerdy so if you don't want to watch their go ahead and watch my we're gonna do the same take nated i'm pretty much an expert cuz i just watch the same so i'll be just as good as you alright so we have to bust all these rocks and out because walmart glues them in there cuz it looks nice and they you gotta repot it because they only give it enough soil for it to survive shelf life so they can make more billions of dollars or whatever so you got to repot it so you gotta chip this out it's glued in there it's really glued the in there so don't use a hunting knife like I just started to because I already started telling the out of my blade so I'm gonna get a ball there you go to pack getting a bowl getting a bowl back with two bowls oh and keep all these little rocks because see I'm thinking they look exactly teeth so if you you know you got kids or there's kids around you sneak in there and put them under their pillow Tooth Fairy stupid and she brings you you know some money or whatever so you know bonus all right so you got to be careful because it is a cactus it's sharp and boom out see I just yeah hurts Plus this cactus is toxic it burns your skin and it burns your eyes like I'm with it and I can already feel my eyes burning defense mechanism whatever do some research it's so just keep chipping away at the roxxxy this is how I do it working pretty good stab an atom with these old scissors they got a little piece by little piece just BTW i got myself again anyway keep on going to put going blah blah blah japan the rocks chip in the rock stomping off the third and it's dope Rio it like i just did cuz it you can see it flexes on the stem and got me again so take a breath just keep working at it whatever you can see me rubbing my eyes like it's it's really weird it's like cut an onion so you could you can feel it when the thing gets more mature apparently it was is like a white latex slime that really stinks irritate you look at thousands of dollars so at the end of this video what did all the dirt sin everything's done don't water this stick it in the corner for a week don't hide then throw an ice cube in the dirt that's it then after that every week or two only one or two ice cubes that's all it needs it's a cactus so you gotta shake the dirt off and you can't break the roots there they're like open wounds when you break the root and it really hurts the plant so you got just press against it gently you know break it apart slowly don't be too too rough it's a little bit of finesse see I'm not I'm not pulling against the derp I'm just kind of so you can feel it when you squish it in your hands it just falls apart actually it's probably the funnest part of this whole thing so yeah I'm just you know breaking it up breaking it up and I could feel I mean I could see roots are breaking off I'm getting close to the root ball I'm not sure how much more to take off before I'm gonna start to hurt this so that's it I'm gonna stop right now I can see there's broken roots in the dirt and yeah I think if I squished it's all pretty compacted I think it's just like a ball root so it that's good enough my favorite thing about this plant is that it's man-made it's not natural those are two different plants that you know people grafted together you know it's unique it's fairly new you can't find too much of this on the internet so whatever anyway pick out a nice bowl I picked this out Canadian Tire you know it's my style pick up whatever you want oh look you're anyway moving on I bought miracle-gro cactus soil you can make your own soil it's just half and half real potting soil and sand because you know they're from the desert so it's not going to be regular whatever miracle-gro is apparently so when you put the in there you don't pack it in it's got to be loose right like a sand exactly like a desert so you just loosely put it in you gotta set it so that the soil goes up to the same line as the soil was that when you bought it you can see the discoloration of the green there so I'm gonna try and make that near the top of the bowl and give its a room underneath for the roots to grow and expand this thing apparently can grow to like three feet I'll have to repot it eventually if it ever gets that big so you just loosely put the around the side don't pack it in exactly like sand that you find on a beach or in the desert if you're from the desert I'm from Canada that's frozen snow outside right now so I can go get my own sand and to buy this anyway balancing it with my snips because don't sick of getting pricked my hands are burning like a anyway well my girlfriend's calling me hey babe what's up yep yep yep planting my cactus and then yeah this is pretty much the end you just put more soil in spread the around you know be a little gentle with it pick a cool bowl pick a cool cactus mine is called white ghost to that that's the only one I seem like that most of them were green gets pink hues and later on purplish colors it turns out pretty neat I seen a few online but like I said there's not many of these anyway that's my video if you don't like it off and yeah have a great day peace

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