I won't try to give explanations for all of the terms here, but the short answer is "we have good reasons (perhaps sometimes only historical) to call things what we call them".
Take for instance, why we call determinants determinants. We had been discussing interesting properties of linear systems for a longer time than we had a good grasp on matricies, and the use of the word grew from a long history of math.
Other than a bunch of deep dives into the history of math to answer your question in full, the comment on your post sums it up quite nicely; why change what we are using in a purely notational way unless you can present a clear and obvious advantage to the new notation? Simply renaming determinants to quasiflopkins does little to illuminate the situation, and as confusing as determinants are to learn there **is** a reason that they are called that.