No Wipe Poo - Possible? I read an article that says scientists have developed a pill that will make this possible, you take one pill with every meal and you'll no longer need to wipe after a bowel movement. > This new technology released in pill form, is consumed with every meal and will save time and money for everyone. < I couldn't find any reference of these pills anywhere else, you'd think something this amazing would find it's way into other news sources. Is this a hoax?

**It's a fake.**

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